17 Times 'Calvin And Hobbes' Charmed Us With Its Adorable Wit

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    Calvin and Hobbes - "MOM SAYS DEATH IS AS NATURAL AS BIRTH, AND IT'S UNDERSTAND IT, BUT THERE ALL PART OF THE LIFE CYCLE. SHE SAYS WE DONT REALY ARE MANY THINGS WE DONT UNDERSTAND, AND WE JUST HAVE TO DO THE BEST WE CAN NITH THE KNOWLEDGE WE HAVE BUT DONT YOU GO ANYWHERE I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE DON'T WORRY"
  • 02
    Calvin and Hobbes - "TOGETHER, A VERITABLE FIST OF DEFIANCE, WE STAND IMMUNE TO ANY ONSLAUGHT WE ARE INVINCIBLE! WE...UH..UMM.. PIFF!"
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  • 03
    Calvin and Hobbes - "Yakka Foob MoG. GRUG Pubba WuP ziNK wattooM GaZoRK. CHUMBLE SPUZZ 1. Explain Newtons First Law of Motion in your Own words; I LOVE LOOPHOLES"
  • 04
    Calvin and Hobbes - "ANOTHER THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT POPULAR CULTURE IS THAT TODAYS TY REARED AUDIENCE IS HIP AND SOPHISTICATED. THIS STUFF DOESNT AFFECT US WE CAN SEPARATE FACT FROM FICTION WE UNDERSTAND SATIRE AND IRONY. WERE DETACHED AND JADED VIEWERS WHO ARENT INFLUENCED BY I THINK I HEAR ADVERTISERS LAUGHING HOLD ON, I NEED TO INFLATE MY WHAT WE WATCH BASKETBALL SHOES."
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  • 05
    Calvin and Hobbes - "I DONT THINK BUT MOM, ITS ALL EDUCATIONAL YOU WANT ME TO LEARN DONT YOU? BOY, SHE FELL FOR THAT ONE. CAN I BUY SOMETHING? THEY'VE GOT DINOSAUR BOokS, YOU NEED ANY DINOSAUR MODELS, DINOSAUR MORE DINOSAUR T-SHIRTS, DINOSAUR POSTERS.. STUFF, CALVIN. LOOK, MOM, THE MUSEUM HAS A GIFT SHOP! TLL SAY! I WONDER IF WE COULD GET ANY BATMAN JUNK THIS WAY"
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  • 06
    Comics - CMON,CALVIN I SIGNEDTDON'T TOO LATE YOU UP FOR SWIMMING WHAT ABOUT LET'S GO.HO8BES? DID GOOD TO GET YOU SIGN HIM UP TOO? NO, ITS NOT IT TAKES US ALL DAY TO DRY AND UNTIL WE DO WE SMELL FUNNY WHY IS THAT? LESSONS TGERS WET SWIMMING LESSONS! AT7 THE ONLY THING THAT COULDTAUGHT BY POSSIBLY MAKE THIS WORSE MY SADISTIC NOOLD BE IF THE CLASS WAS... BABY STER HERE I AM FREEZING MY BUNS OFF AT 9 IN THE MORNING, ABOUT TO JUMP INTO ICE WATER AND DROWN I CANT BELIEVE MY MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR SWIMMI
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  • 07
    White - CALVIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE ?P WAP WAP WAP IS THIS SOME SORT OF TRICK QUESTION, OR WHAT? 12-27 REXOuls vee4Un
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  • 08
    White - ITS FREEZING IN HERE WHY CANT WE CRANK UP THE THERMOSTAT ? CONSUMING LESS FUEL IS BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND IT SAVES MONEY .AND BEING COLD BUILDS CHARACTER OH I KNEW N
  • 09
    Cartoon - YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT'S A SOURCE OF PERSONAL PRIDE TO NOT BE HUMAN.
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  • 10
    Cartoon - ISNT IT SAD HOW SOME PEOPLES GRIP ON THEIR LIVES IS SO PRECARICUS THAT THEYLL EMBRACE ANY PREPOSTEROUS DELUSION RATHER THAN FACE AN OCCASIONAL BLEAK TRUTH?
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  • 11
    Cartoon - YOU'RE GOING MAYBE THEN TO BE PRETTYI CAN FINISH LONELY IN THE THIS BOOK. NURSING HOME. MA
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  • 12
    Cartoon - You CANT JUST TURN ON CREATIVITY LIKE A FAUCET. YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT MOOD WHAT MOOD IS THAT? LAST-MINUTE PANIC
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  • 13
    Cartoon - RESOLUTIONS? ME?? JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? THAT I NEED TO CHANGE?? WELL, BUDDY, AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED IM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
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  • 14
    Text - IM SIGNIFICANT! SCREAMED THE DUST SPECK.
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  • 15
    Cartoon - CLICK PANDER TO ME 6 27
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  • 16
    Text - WHAT IF WE DIE AND IT TURNS OUT GOD IS A BIG CHICKEN?? WHAT THEN? WATIERSON
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  • 17
    Text - THIS GUY DIDNT LIKE HIS JOB, So HE QUIT, AND NON HE CLIMBS ROCKS SEE HE'S HIS ONN MAN HE GRABS LIFE BY THE THROAT AND LIVES ON HIS OWN TERMS I HOPE SHELL PAY HIS MEDICAL BILLS WHEN HE FALLS OFF THAT ROCK IF HE QUIT HIS JOB, I NONDER HOW HE AFFORDS THOSE EXPENSIVE ATHLETIC THEM FOR SHOES HES ADVERTISING HERE'S ANOTHER AD WITH ATTITUDE MAYBE HIS MOM BOUGHT HIM 10-15 n esaun Aq ponquasauosioueM E66
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